(From bathroom)3yo: “Daddy! I pooped!”Me: “Need me to wipe you?”3yo: “Yes! And the wall, too.”Me: “…. why?”3yo: “I peed on it.”Oh.
What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art
this is a solid question